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NFL Preseason is here. Each Week, I'll be giving out a few awards to the stars of exhibition football. Offensive MVP: Trace McSorley (19/28, 203 passing yards, 2 passing TD, 1 rushing TD) For the first time in a long time, Trace McSorley is the third-string quarterback. The Penn State icon rose
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NFL Preseason is here. Each Week, I'll be giving out a few awards to the stars of exhibition football. Offensive MVP: Taysom Hill (11/15, 136 passing yards, 2 passing TD, 53 rushing yards) Not to offend Paxton Lynch, but Taysom Hill is the most exciting third-string quarterback in the NFL. The swiss
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NFL Preseason is here. Each Week, I'll be giving out a few awards to the stars of exhibition football. Offensive MVP: Jalen Hurd (3 receptions, 31 receiving yards, 2 TD) What used to be “You know. Antonio Gates played basketball in college,” became “You know. Chris Hogan played college lacrosse.” In 2019,
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Todd Bowles is out. Sad to see, but very understandable. You can’t defend 24-40. That being said, it’s time for the Jets to move on. They need a head coach that can corral an undisciplined team while attracting the big name free agents the Jets can finally afford. Names like
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As our athletic world continues to grow, the rising popularity of a particular sport parallels the marketability of its players. The ability to make one player stand out amongst the rest before they even play one down or inning is invaluable. Reflecting on the histories of leagues such as the
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It’s past July 4, the meat sweats have subsided and the fireworks have mercilessly ended. That means it’s almost time for college football. Fall camps start in a few weeks, so for right now, we’ll have to survive on Nick Saban fan fiction and analysis based off of spring games,
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Eighteen hours into free agency, the NBA’s worst kept secret is confirmed. Lebron James, following in his son Bronnie’s footsteps, has chosen to take his talents to the west coast. As a longtime member of the Lebron James fan club, this move could not make me happier. Lebron James deserves a
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As America’s most epic sport, football is understandably subject to infinite, cliché analogies. All of the following analogies are things I’ve heard come out of my own football coaches’ mouths over the years: Football is like rock and roll. Football is artificial adversity. Football players are modern-day gladiators. Hyperbole aside,
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With the NFL draft approaching, players and fans alike wait excitedly and apprehensively to hear the right name get called by right team. Many of the country’s best signal-callers will don the snapback hat of the team that fate has brought them to. With five quarterbacks expected to go in
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So apparently Easter came twice this year. Today was the first day that I woke up with perfect prayer hands, mumbling praises to Sam Darnold (blessed be thy right arm). Last night, the greater New York area cowered as Lucifer and his shitty comb-over hair slithered to the podium in
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